I have the weirdest fucking dreams.

I was going to a club. There was this whole plot about this guy who was trying to kill me but I've forgtten it cos it was like 24hours ago, but I was going to this club and I knew you-know-who was going to be there with his girlfriend, who'd I'd replaced in my dream with a girl I'm friends with at work. They didn't actually show up in the dream. Then I took people I knew from primary school, high school, sports teams, and made them all part of this club experiences, randomly assorting them into good guys and bad guys.

When it comes to my dreams, people could end up anywhere because all my wires cross over. People I like become people I don't, people I know become friends with people I sort of know, or don't know, or are two completely opposing parts of my life, or one person is called by the name of someone else, but still looks like themselves.

Usually only the main stars get to play themselves, you know who obviously, he still tends to play main love interest on occasion, same with Mia by bffl, her role is generally her regular, though apparent;y wires crossed even more majorly last week when I dreamed we were romantically involved. I did tell her that she got preggers, though not that they were mine ahaha. My Meggles generally gets 'helpless and needs to be protected at all costs, idk if she's ever had a romantic dream.

Too be fair though, I know all that means nothing. I've had way more disturbing ones. When I was Alice from Alice in Wonderland and I gave a (human) White Rabbit a blow job after he blackmailed me into it holding the 'drink me' bottle hostage (at least it wasn't the eat me one). I've dreamed about a teacher with a whip, of all things. That was only like 5% sexual, the rest it was actually used to whip kids to cause them pain for punishment. Or the time I dreamed of a parent naked.

Brains are weird. Dreams are weird. I wish I could lucid dream. That'd be fucking amazing.