11/12. it was 12 but i deleted 11...so...eleven.

• 1: When you have a container of Neapolitan ice cream, what flavor do you leave for last?
• Vanilla. I'd probs switch it up between pink and choc but vanilla would be completely untouched til the end. Then I'm out of the others, I'll eat anything.
• 2: Would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella or a snowstorm without boots? 
• I'd rather be in a thunderstorm. Thunderstorms are almost romantic and fun. Whereas snowstorms are uncomfortable and kill people. I don't want frostbite.
• 3: Let's say you have access to a time machine, but it can only go either backward or forward. One or the other. Which do you choose and where do you go?
• Backwards. Relive my life please. I'd fix a lot of shit up and become a child prodigy.
• 4: If you could choose to have any superpower ever, what would you pick?
• Reading thoughts.
• 5: Tomorrow morning, you wake up in the body of a celebrity, like in a '90s body-swap movie. Who is it? How do they react to your life? What do you do when you're "them"? Would you choose to switch back?
• A celebrity huh... well, tomorrow is the day Starkid perform 'A Very Potter Senior Year' so I'd be a starkid. I suppose Darren Criss.
• 6: Any allergies?
• None. I'm healthy cos I ate a lot of dirt as a kid.
• 7: What would you be more embarrassed to buy: sex toys or adult diapers?
• Adult diapers, no question. Why would I be embarrassed to buy sex toys?
• 8: Did you get enough sleep last night?
• Nooooo. I had to wake up early and I went to bed late cos... supernatural fanfic. Yolo.
• 9: You're the sole witness to a Mafia murder. Witness protection has to set you up with a whole new life in a totally new country. You have to leave everything behind, but you can pick where you move to. Where do you go?
• New Zealand. I like Australia so I don't want to go somewhere far away. I'd pick Canade because I approve of them in a political/social way but it'd be cold there.
• 10: If you could star in a biopic about any famous person ever, who would it be?
• I assume a biopic is like an autobiography or something. I cbfed to look it up.I dunno. I can't think of anyone. Someone famous but not for being a film star/singer.
• 11: What's the biggest animal you've ever killed? Bugs count. 
• A 52cm flathead.
• 12: Would you rather have millions of dollars but always feel nauseous when you go outside, or be dirt poor forever but never get sick again in your life?
• Sigh. I guess I'd pick dirt poor. Or I'd use my millions to mean I could do everything I like inside, with just glass ceilings and shit, so it's basically the same thing.
• 13: A wizard offers you immortality in exchange for your two front teeth. Do you take it?
• Yes. 
• 14: Could you win the Hunger Games?
• I'd be like foxface I think, but not nearly as tough. But I am vicious and competitive as fuck so who knows.
• 15: What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid? How about as a teen/adult?
• Not american, don't believe in halloween.
• 16: Do you bite your nails?
• A little.
• 17: What was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?
• Lady and the Tramp.
• 18: Do you prefer music with male or female vocalists?
• Female. 
• 19: You and the love of your life are having a baby, and you get to choose the name! There's only one catch: your partner INSISTS that it be the name of a place, real or fictional. What do you name your baby?
• Adelaide maybe? Addie? I'll come back if i think of anything awesomer.
• 20: If you could reboot or remake any movie, what would it be and who would you cast?
• Tomorrow when the war began. I'd cast... hmm, I haven't thought about this before much but I'd cast Jennifer Lawrence as Ellie, or the girl who plays Ellie in the fan trailer. For Homer, I'd get Heath Ledger, back when he looked like this. Ish. It's not exactly right but that's sort of the cheekiness and handsomeness I imagine. FOr the rest, well, I don't really care.
• 21: If you could automatically know how to speak any language or play any instrument, which would you choose?
• I'm going back and forth over this one... I think.... Instrument. I think.
• 22: For you, would getting amnesia be a good thing?
• Would it be for anyone? I guess if you're traumatised or something but still.
• 23: If you curse loudly and then realize that there are children nearby, what is your reaction?
• Oops. Sozzles.
• 24: Of what animal are you most afraid?
• Wombat.
• 25: Pizza or oral sex?
• *Insert Mexican Taco ad girl WHY NOT BOTH? gif here*
• I've only tried one but the other is supposed to be the shit so idk.
• 26: Without looking them up, can you explain the rules of football? How about Quidditch? What do you think that says about you?
• That I'm a kickass person who could tell you the rules of both.
• 27: You're in the car, switching channels on the radio when you hear a song that makes you go "OH SHIT, THAT'S MY JAM!" What song is it?
• Take a bow by Rihanna lol.
• 28: Have you ever paid to see a Step Up movie? If not, how much would someone have to pay YOU to see a Step Up movie?
• Never have, not exactly opposed but I'm not going to spend my time watching it for fun.
• 29: If you were being executed tonight, what would you choose for your last meal?
• Clickers and Pizza. And hot chocolate. And chicken.
• 30: Have you ever bought an item of clothing because it reminded you of something a fictional character would wear?
• Probably. I wear weird things I see tv characters or actors do, like knee socks or berets etc.
• 31: If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
• Scare the shit out of people. Steal millions of dollars from the bank. Freak out my puppies. Convince people I was God. Then maybe round it off with some perving on hot guys. Who knows.
• 32: Have you ever been punched in the face?
• Nope.
• 33: How do you take your ramen noodles?
• Idk, with hot water?
• 34: Do you ever rehearse or plan conversations before you actually have them?
• Lol yes.
• 35: How much black do you wear on a regular basis (not counting funerals)?
• Not that much. For work. That's it mostly.
• 36: Do you have any tattoos? Do you want any?
• Nah. 
• 37: If someone offered you a free pet snake, would you take it? It's not dangerous or really big or anything. They're just moving to a place that doesn't allow pets.
• Nah, mum wouldn't let me and I'm not a huge fan of snakes. I like cuddly things and coudn't hit affection levels with a reptile.
• 38: Do you know how to pronounce the word "pinochle"?
• pin-no-chill-ee?
• 39: Can you think of anything more boring than birdwatching?
• Fishing is equally as bad.
• 40: Are you better with numbers or words?
• I like numbers but I think words.
• 41: At the movies, do you stay for the credits?
• Not usually.
• 42: Is morality universal or relative?
• Relative. Society invents it.
• 43: Let's say you're getting married to someone you absolutely adore. The only catch is that you met them through a Craigslist hookup ad that was supposed to be just for one night of casual sex. Would you tell your friends how you and your fiance met?
• Yeah, why not. Casual sex is nothing to be ashamed off.
• 44: What's the worst name you've ever been called?
• I don't know, I don't get called many names. Maybe 'freak'?
• 45: Would you eat human flesh if it had been harvested and prepared humanely? (Say, from someone brain-dead who had marked him or herself down as an organ donor - same difference, right?)
• Yeah, why not. We're human, it's basically steak. I'm not saying embrace canabalism but I don't get the big deal when it's like or death or whatever.
• 46: At what age did you stop believing in Santa? Alternately, if you never believed in Santa, did you ever ruin Santa for anyone else?
• I don't know, when I was 10?
• 47: Do you get along better with old people or little kids?
• Little kids.
• 48: If you had to choose, would you rather become a nun/monk or a drug dealer?
• Sigh, neither is that appealing. But nun.
• 49: What's your best bodily feature, objectively speaking?
• I really don't know. I used to like my back weirdly enough. Idk, chest/neck is quite alright as well. I just like pretty, white, smooth skin.
• 50: Who is your favorite late night talk show host?
• I'm not into late night tv.