Okay, there is this site. It's like google but it's called gizoogle. It gangsta's up all your text. Reading my blog is like, 50 times more hilarious.


"Maybe I be just straight-up selfish yo, but I can't imagine havin a ex pimp daddy of tha lil pimp buttin up in n' tryin ta take mah lil pimp up n' away n' spendin time wit it n' tryin ta parent dat shit. No, mah child. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Mine."


It begs the question why don't I write like that all the time. Then I remember I use phrases like 'begs the question' unironically.


Either way, good times, good times.